Ideas for when you’re late to a party and have 20 minutes:
Edgar Allen Poe:
(the Raven) Buy a 1$ black bird at the dollar tree, and tape it to your
shoulder. If it falls off during the night make a dead parrot joke out of it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npjOSLCR2hE
Bat Costume: Make
a bat costume out of an umbrella, a black hoodie, and a black skirt (see how to
make a bat costume).
Leaf Blower: Tape
a leaf on a string to a hat with a brim. I’m a leaf blower, phhhh!.
Devil in disguise: long
tan coat, mustache, and two red horns made out of construction paper. (sneak
around sneakily).
Facebook: Tape a
book over your face.
One direction: one
way street sign on a white shirt.
Counter strike:
sign that says no more counters.
Feeling under the
weather: weather sign above your head taped to a stick on your back.
Ideas for when your late to a party and have 20 seconds:
Fan: carry a fan.
Iron man: red
leather coat, carry an iron.
Agua man: carry a
cup of water.
Batman: carry a
bat.
Thor: cape, carry
a hammer.
Green lantern: green
lampshade.
Too much work?? Okay… here are some ideas on how to remain
sitting at a party:
Babysitter: Sit,
carry a sign or shirt that says babysitter.
Sitter: sit.
Taking the SAT: guess
what? Sitting.
Have an old wheelchair lying around?
Guy with a broken leg:
need a wheelchair
wheelchair with a
broken leg: carry a wheelchair
professer x: wheelchair
with an x on your forehead
Stephen hawking: wheelchair,
use Siri to talk for you
Siri Hawking: wheelchair,
use Siri to talk for you.
Roman chariot: wheelchair,
have your dog pull you around.
Still too much work? Fine: here we go, best of the best. How
to lie down at a party:
Liar lier
Guy in therapy
Looking for the
remote
Rip Van Winkle
(don’t wake up for anything)
Still too much
work? Fine. Don’t go to the party. Less fun this way…but if you insist:
Invisible man
A Bad Joke
A Bad Joke following a bad joke
Ghost (legitimate ghost, have someone else show up with your
death certificate).
Everyone on myspace
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